Question: What's the point of having a large bosom, not to mention decades and decades of life experience under your belt if you don't have someone to comfort with said bosom and life experience? I'd say practically no point at all. Well, that's the conclusion me and my book club came to anyway. After I expressed an innate desire to snuggle with an August Boatwright-type character who has a large bosom and many years of wisdom to comfort me with - and after much concurrence from the group - The Boob was born. One of our girls crocheted this lovely bosom for us to pass around from month to month; and because it is my book pick this month I have the privilege of snuggling with this bosom. All. Month. Long.
And in case you're wondering what my book pick is, it's Everything Is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer - one of the best books I've read in awhile!